Christmas is my favorite time of the year! I could actually careless about Christmas Day; it's the season that tickles my Elmo red! Not only that, but lot's of decorations, pretty lights, and most of all, music. I do love me some Christmas carols, be them traditional or breakaway pop hits. I am even spreading the holiday cheer and sending out [a limited amount of] Christmas cards! If you are a lucky recipient of one of my Christmas cards (holiday cards for you boring, non Christmas celebrators out there), then yay! If not, then you better try your darndest to win my love and affection for next year! It's like Survivor, American Idol, The Weakest Link, and all those other dumbass shows where there is only one winner. But in my Christmas Card Game, there are multiple winners! I am even spreading the Christmas cheer to the children I tutor. Last night we made paper stockings, festively decorated with PikaClause and all! It also helps that I drugged myself before going last night, but that's a whole other story!Today's story is about some of my favorite things [at the moment]. If you don't have favorite things, then you have either (a) not thought hard enough, (b) not been loved enough as a child, (c) a retard, or (d) all of the above. The first thing on my list is Korean music that contains pretty, and often entertaining, boys. Girls are fun, from time to time, but can be way too annoying with their 오빠아아아~ and their 'I'm simply more beautiful than everyone else out there'. Boys, on the other hand, besides having it going on, they are more personable, make us laugh more often, and are so not frontin' on my pride. Plus they know that if they step out of line they get a hand to the back of the head [or whatever blunt object is lying around]. Not to mention, they are quite nice to look at.
Another one of my favorite things is coffee flavored drinks [like that isn't obvious], but not for the obvious reasons. I enjoy said drinks because they make me look cool. We all want to look cool, but not everyone can. People lack the personal will to look cool; they only think 'I want to look cool' but never follow through. The key to my success: I follow through and actually drink coffee. I don't just think 'I should drink coffee' I go out and actually drink the coffee. That's what separates me from everyone else, well except the others who drink coffee.
Perhaps one of the more underrated favorite things that I do not often talk about is apple pie. Man, I sure do love me some apple pie. Not only that, I like apple pie with fresh vanilla ice cream. Apple pie is not something that needs to be fucked up with a lot of extras, like powder and pretty flowers and chocolate. No, apple pie's taste is in the simplicity of it: apple pie and vanilla ice cream. Anything more and you've ruined it. And if you ruin apple pie, you don't deserve to live. And if you don't deserve to live, well, there's a reason we haven't filled in the Grand Canyon with concrete and built apartment complexes and a mall over it. At an equal level to apple pie is the color purple, not to be mistaken with the book and/or movie with the same name [I'm strictly referring to purple, the color]. More men should wear this color, and not just the pretty ones in the Korean boy bands, though they do wear it better than anyone else I've ever seen so guys do have rather big shoes to fill with that one.
In conclusion, Christmas is an amazing time of year. There are just so many good things about it! If you don't love Christmas, then you don't love life. And well, if you don't love life, you know where to go... that's right, the Grand Canyon.
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