Day 14: There is a Cure!

When I first saw this, I didn't know if I should feel offended, excited, or simply bemused. In reality, I was none of these things; rather, I was on the floor laughing. Korea has been known for some very awesome English and naming (if you search through my blog you will find a few posts on song titles and boy/girl group names that attest to that fact), but I think this caught my eye because the first thing that popped into my head was simply: A Cure! So if one who is 'the gay' drinks this, will they be turned straight? What if a straight person drinks it, do they become gay? What if a pre-surgery trans-gendered person drinks this, do they... become an aardvark? All these questions started rushing to my central thought processor, but then all new questions started to arise. What if this was tea sanctioned only for straight people? What if gay people were not even allowed to drink this tea and this is like nectar for the straight world? And if so, do gays have their own tea? What's it called, because you know it wouldn't be something as simple as 'Gay Tea', but probably something more along the lines of 'Sexy Times Tea' or 'Getting Lucky Tonight Tea'. Names like that, though, imply a possible alcoholic influence, so maybe something very gay like 'Bea Authur Tea' or 'British Tea'. Upon drinking the tea, I did not have cloaked men come and stop me from drinking it, nor did I have the sudden urge to hump a woman, though I did have to pee a little. Really, Straight Tea is simply unsweetened ice tea; it's served 'straight' rather than 'bent' with milk and sugar.