Day 68: Christmas in July

Right outside my hair salon I spotted this delightful sign. I thought to myself, if I had one wish, it would definitely be to celebrate Christmas everyday, you know, after wishing for large sums of money, a puppy, and world peace. But then I started thinking about the repercussions of such a wish, and therefore such a cafe. After a while, the holiday cheer turns to holiday denial, which leads to holiday depression, holiday suicidal tendencies, and finally, holiday weight gain. The last thing we need is another way to gain excessive amount of weight, especially when we already have places like McDonald, Taco Bell, Television, Religion, and Kittens. There is this place in Shinchon called 'Santa's Village' which opened last November and originally served hamburgers (because nothing says Merry Christmas quite like dead cow covered in cheese and lettuce), but now they serve various breakfast foods and beer. Guys and dolls, is it just me or has Christmas been corrupted?